Qantas Airline Crew jokes

Qantas is an airline company based in Australia.
After every flight, Qantas pilots fill out a form called a problem sheet, which conveys to the mechanics, problems encountered with the aircraft during the flight that need repair or correction. The engineers read and correct the problem, and then respond in writing on the lower half [...]



Bill Gates Jokes

Joke 1:
When Bill Gates died, he went up to Heaven, where Saint Peter showed
him to his house; a beautiful 20 room house, with grounds and a
tennis court. Bill Gates was pleased, and spent many months enjoying
the amenities of Heaven.
One day, he was enjoying one of Heaven’s many fine parks, when he ran
into a man dressed [...]



Running Php scripts by command line in Windows

To run Php scripts by command line first go to
the folder where Php is installed
If it’s installed in C drive in Php folder
1.Go to Start->Run->cmd
2.Then type “CD php” in cmd
Then to execute the files
Just type the below lines at the command prompt
C\:php>php.exe 1a.php
To execute the files which are stored in the separate folder
Use [...]



O-Yes operating System -Hoax

Be proud……Breaking news!!! Bill gates Challenged by an Indian!!!
Just one INDIAN is challenging against Bill gates…… This is not only ground breaking news; it’s space-breaking news indeed. Fwd it to as many Indians as possible.
Ramlal Bhagat, a XII std. student from Haryana, has developed a 32-bit operating system demonstrated to be far superior to any [...]



India got a Gold at Olympics

I am a very happy to see India get a gold medal at Olympics.This is the first time ever India has won a Individual Gold medal.
Hats off to Bindra,Surely he is going to inspire a lot of Indians..Yesterday morning I read the news that Bindra has qualified for the 10 m Air Rifle final, since [...]



Technical Support

Dear Tech Support Team:
Last Month I upgraded from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0.
I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child-processes that took up a lot of space and valuable resources.
In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activities.
Applications such as Bachelor [...]