Leave Applications

The Leave Applications

=95 Infosys, Bangalore: An employee applied for leave as
follows:-

“Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife,
please sanction me one-week leave.”
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=95 This is from Oracle Bangalore: >From an employee who was
performing the “mundan” ceremony of his 10 year old son:

“as I want to shave my son’s head, please leave me for two days…”
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=95 Another gem from CDAC. Leave-letter from an employee who
was performing his daughter’s wedding:
“as I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week’s leave..”
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=95 From H.A.L. Administration Dept:
“As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it,
please grant me 10 days leave.”
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=95 Another employee applied for half day leave as follows:
“Since I’ve to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may
not return, please grant me half day casual leave”
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=95 An incident of a leave letter:
“I am suffering from fever, please declare one-day holiday.”
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=95 A leave letter to the headmaster:
“As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I
request you to leave me today”

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