Lemon Juice joke
The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around
that they offered Rs 10,000 bet. The bartender would squeeze a lemon until
all the juice ran into a glass, and hand the lemon to a patron. Anyone who
could squeeze one more drop of juice out would win the money. Many people
like weight-lifters, wrestlers, body builders, etc had tried over time, but
nobody could do it.
One day this scrawny little man came in, wearing thick glasses and a safar=
i
suit, and said in a tiny, squeaky voice, “I’d like to try the bet.” After
the laughter had died down, the bartender said OK, grabbed a lemon, and
squeezed away. Then he handed the wrinkled remains of the rind to the littl=
e
man.
But the! Crowd=92s laughter turned to total silence as the man clenched his
fist around the lemon and 5-6 drops fell into the glass.
As the crowd cheered, the bartender paid Rs 10,000, and asked the little
man, “What do you do for a living?
Are you a lumberjack, a weight-lifter, or what?”
“No,” replied the man.
“I work as a project manager in a software company!!=94