Australian Cricket Team’s full name

Adam Gilchrist: Pigeon among the cats
Matthew Hayden: Crass and uneducated, close to moron status and will end up as an imbecile
James Hopes: The blugeoning buffoon who thinks he is a bowler
Ricky Ponting: Bush Clone, only he looks stupider
Michael Clarke: The cunning convict
Andrew Symonds: Pitiable excuse for a human being
Michael Hussey: Genetically similar to Gilchrist
Brad Haddin: Who the hell is this guy ?
Brett Lee: Nice guy .. honestly speaking
Nathan Bracken: Long haired … looks as dunce like as ever
Mitchell Johnson: His teeth looks bigger than his brain … needs teeth shortening ASAP
Brad Hogg: As obnoxious as his surname means in Hindi

source: I got this from a forwarded mail