John,Jimmy and Bush
John,Jimmy and Bush
These four classified ads appeared in a newspaper on four consecutive days. The last three hopelessly trying to correct the first day’s mistake…
MONDAY:
For sale - Vishanth has a sewing machine for sale, Phone 98407 16581 after 7PM and ask for Mrs Mani who lives with him cheaply.
TUESDAY:
Notice: We regret having erred [...]
A Sardar, a German and a Chinese got arrested consuming alcohol which is a severe offense in Saudi Arabia , so
for the terrible crime they are all sentenced 20 lashes each of the whip.
As they were preparing for their punishment, the Sheik announced:
“It’s my first wife’s birthday today, and she has asked me to [...]