Why did Chicken cross the road?
This is one of the best jokes I have ever seen.
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Name |
Why did the chicken cross the road? |
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| KINDERGARTEN BOY |
To get to the other side. |
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| PLATO | For the greater good. |
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| ARISTOTLE |
It is the nature of chickens to cross roads. |
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| KARL MARX |
It was a historical inevitability. |
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| TIMOTHY LEARY |
Because that’s the only trip the establishment would let it take. |
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| SADDAM HUSSEIN |
This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it. |
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| CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK |
To boldly go where no chicken has gone before. |
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| HIPPOCRATES |
Because of an excess of phlegm in its pancreas. |
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| MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR. |
I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question. |
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| MOSES | And God came down from the Heavens, and He said unto the chicken, “Thou shalt cross the road.” And the chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing. |
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| RICHARD M. NIXON |
The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did NOT cross the road. |
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| MACHIAVELLI |
The point is that the chicken crossed the road. Who cares why? The end of crossing the road justifies whatever motive there was. |
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| BILL GATES |
The newly released Chicken 2003, will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook. |
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| DARWIN |
Chickens, over great periods of time, have been naturally selected in such a way that they are now genetically disposed to cross roads. |
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| EINSTEIN |
Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road moved beneath the chicken depends upon your frame of reference and relativity. |
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| GEORGE BUSH |
We are committed to establishing a democracy where chickens freely cross roads without oppression from terrorist organizations. |
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| Azharuddin |
I am totally innocent, you know, I’m unnecessarily being dragged into this, you know, because I’m from the minority….. I neither know the chicken nor the road, you know…. |
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| George Fernandes |
I am deeply hurt that this question is being asked after my 40 clean years of public life. I don’t own a house, or a car, leave alone a chicken !!! |
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| Mulayam |
I demand a 50% reservation of the road for the chicken class, so that they can cross the road freely without their motives being questioned |
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| ARJUN SINGH |
Our policy will ensure the development of socially underprivileged chickens so that they can also cross roads. |
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| Abdul Kalam |
Yes, why did the chickens cross the road? .. please tell me why? .. they crossed to go to the other side of the road… now repeat after me …. |
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| Advani |
I see Pakistani hand in this … |
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| Vatal Nagaraj |
No Tamil or outside chickens will be allowed to cross our roads, our roads are meant only for Kanadiga chickens!. |
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| Bal Thackarey |
Chickens crossing the roads is against our culture, my followers will stone all such chickens which cross the road. |
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| Jayalalithaa |
From reliable sources I’ve got the information that the chicken belongs to Karunanidhi. He is making his chicken cross the road to create law & order problems. The chicken has now been imprisoned under POTA. |
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| Amitabh Bachhan |
The chicken has crossed the road?.. are you sure.. very sure … really sure… |
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| Venkaiah Naidu |
“We are very sure of the fact that the chicken did not cross the road. It’s a conspiracy by the congress. The poor chicken has been made a scapegoat in this whole issue” |
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| H.S.Surjeet |
We are adopting a wait and watch policy. We have convened a meeting of the third front today. We will decide the future course of action after the chicken comes back.. |
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| Maneka Gandhi |
Chicken crossed the road alone…!! If a vehicle had passed over it, we would have lost one of our dearest creatures. Ban all vehicles from using the road. Protect our chickens… |
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| Salman Khan | I ran over the chicken (Hic!). It was not intentional …… It was accidental (Hic!)… … you’re now asking this question to me only because I’m a celebrity(Hic! |
March 3rd, 2008 in
Jokes
